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jonkgod's lazy (and famous) scrammed eggage

0 clean up, beginning to end in 2:00 mins (video proof)

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Ingredients: egg, butter, sesame oil, green onion

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Step 1: Get out ur tiny pan and use a butter knife to add some land of lakes tub butter (more is better)

Step 1.5: Wash and put the knife back so u dont have to deal w it later

Step 2: crack ur egg in and scram it with ur chopsticks until homogenous enough (skip this if u dont care)

Step 3: salt n pep baby

Step 3.5: flip it around with ur chopsticks so everything gets cooked

Step 4: once ur eggs are lookin good add a lil drizzle of seasame oil and toast it (like 8-12 seconds if ur on medium heat)

Step 5: tear up some green onion leafies with ur fingers or scissors if ur roommate left those out

eat out the pan with the chopsticks you used

Ending mess: the pan, ur chopsticks, any eggs u spilled (dumbass)